^This is how the last couple of games have appeared to me.  Seattle comes roaring along with some exciting rally, then the Rangers shut them down before you even know what happened. 

Mariners Magazine, May 2007

If for some reason you can’t read the subtitle there, it reads: “The Mariners filled key holes with the addition of reliever Chris Reitsma, designated hitter Jose Vidro, and starter Horacio Ramirez.”
Reading about how those three busts were filling “key holes” with their “unique skill sets” is funny enough, but it gets better! 
“I […]

Felix Hernandez, pictured above, was overcome with emotion before breaking down in tears behind the mound after a frustrating loss to the Yankees on Saturday. After hearing snickering and “Queen Felix” comments from a group of players in the tunnel, manager John McLaren, a sensitive guy himself, closed the clubhouse doors and defended his young hurler in an […]

Hilarious! I read Larry Stone’s account, but had a hard time envisioning it. Kudos to Geoff Baker for putting this video up. J.J. Putz thought he had avoided the shaving cream pie to the face after his first save since coming off the DL, but Mark Lowe had other plans. Lowe just went up a […]